This Day in Future
JANUARY 17, 2044
Betty White turns 122 years old today becoming only 164 days away from becoming the world’s oldest person ever known.
Eeanne Louise Calment currently holds the title as the oldest person to ever walk the earth. She was born on February 21, 1875 and died at a nursing home on August 4, 1997. She was 122 years and 164 days old.
Betty Marion White Ludden, professionally known as Betty White, will take the role as the world’s oldest person ever known in 165 days on June 21, 2044. When asked by TMZ how she felt about filling those shoes, Ms. White replied, “I can give a fuck lees honestly. That’s why I’m still around. People ask me all the time what the key to living so long is and I tell them, quit giving a fuck!”.
As for everyone who does give a fuck, Happy Birthday Betty! We look forward to giving you the crown soon.