MELANIA COPES WITH HUSBAND’S AFFAIR


Politics


WASHINGTON- Melania Trump made news one week ago when East Wing communications director Stephanie Grisham announced that the First Lady would not be joining her husband in Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum, citing ‘scheduling and logistical issues.’ The public couldn’t help but notice that this announcement came days after In Touch Weekly published excerpts of a 2011 interview with porn star Stormy Daniels, where she alleged she had a year long extramarital affair with Trump in 2006, only months after Melania gave birth to Barron.

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On Wednesday, January 24th, President Trump departed for Switzerland and Melania stayed behind. So what does the First Lady do while her husband is on an international trip? One would assume that Mrs. Trump is not too happy with her husband given the breaking news of his affair with a porn star. After-all, the couple’s 13th wedding anniversary came and went on January 22nd and neither Donald nor Melania mentioned it. It turns out, Melania isn’t so different from the rest of us. Angry at her spouse, bored with D.C. and home alone, she called her friends.

A source close to Hashtag Fake News tells us that On January 24th, only moments after President Trump boarded Air-force 1 for his Switzerland trip, Melania sent Barron to Mar-a-Lago and started firing off texts to a few friends. About a hour after Donald’s departure, Melania contacted the Secret Service with a guest list and instructions to bring the visitors to the Oval office when they arrive, instead of the residency. Sources say, “After that all hell broke loose.”

Partying1Melania and three of her closest staff members greeted the guests in the oval office and a drug and alcohol fueled party was underway. The music was loud, the weed smoke was thick and the alcohol never stopped flowing. A few hours into their bash, Melania was reportedly “blown outta her mind” and had a friend take a picture on her cell phone and send it to her husband with the message, “Not missing you.” Hashtag Fake News obtained a copy of the photo and reached out to the First Lady’s communications director for comment, but received no response. Our only question, how do we get an invite to that party?

 

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